Lately, I have had random, brief encounters with Grapefruit. I decided to put these moments together, as to not disappoint my thousands of followers. You're welcome.
Grapefruit on the random rooster we can hear from the neighborhood behind us:
"It probably belongs to Mexicans."
Grapefruit on her husband passing away and me expressing my sympathy:
"It doesn't matter, he died 15 years ago."
Grapefruit on trying to con me into going to her mega church:
"I bet you like rodeos."
Grapefruit on taking out the trash:
"Look at me, I'm a trash lady!"
Grapefruit on her side business:
"I have some golf umbrellas in the back of my car for sale. I can fit 4 people under one."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment